This blog is, until further notice, an anti-kissing blog. I can't help it. It only brings trouble. I say this with love, if you are some free spirited happy hippie who believes in spreading the love. Get lost. You are not welcome here. kidding! Wondering why mommy isn't "feelin the love?" Let me explain.
Emma has a love, no scratch that, a passion for kissing. She kisses her parents, her teachers, her classmates, Daisy dog, and the mailman if we would allow it. Not once, not twice. She kisses to infinity and has even made a couple of boys cry with her kisses (more on that later). Well, this all is so sweet and so innocent right? WRONG! Those kisses are loaded with germs! Emma now has a double ear infection, sore throat, cough, runny nose, fever...you name it! And guess what? So do all the other kids at daycare...and mommy. I do believe my child is the spreader of this little bug. She is the daycare pandemic. So if you see that sweet little pucker of hers pointing in your direction. Run. Just run away. Save yourself. It is too late for me.
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