Not because I don't know how. I've been doing it pretty well for close to 29 years. It's because I'm usually accompanied by my fan club of two. Emma and Daisy.
Thanks girls, for your support.
Emma was escorted to school today by her dad leaving me home alone to watch TV that didn't consist of The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland. If you don't have any knives to shove in your eyes or chalkboards to scratch your nails on I suggest you check it out. It gives the same effect. I digress.
I was also privileged enough to drink a cup of coffee without my little Emma parrot sitting close by singing HOT! HOT! HOT! (repeat, repeat, repeat) AND I even went potty ALONE.
Or so I thought.
I started hearing Darth Vader heavy breathing coming from under the door. Over and over, louder and louder. Then a tiny doggy toenail appear under the door. It was Daisy Darth Vader. So I opened the door. You can't really deny the power of the dark one right?
"The force is strong with this one." -Darth Vader
2 comments:
That is so funny and so true- Mommies and Dog Owners never potty alone :)
I know exactly how you feel. No kids or dogs in my house, though... it's my two cats who insist on following me everywhere, bathroom included, and who scratch and/or whine at the door if I don't let them in!
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