Potty Training Confusion

Emma is starting to show some signs that she might be getting ready to start potty training. I LOVE the idea of never having to buy diapers again. I do not love the process. Today was a failed attempt. It goes something like this. I warn you. If you are eating, you should leave and come back later...

Emma demanded to have her diaper off and she wanted to sit on "Emma Potty" so I removed her diaper and she sat on her potty every 5-10 minutes consuming half a bag of jelly beans in the process. I was proud. The bribery was working....

I got distracted for a minute when the phone rang. Literally, ONE minute.

Emma ran into Daisy's cage, closed the door and pooped right square in the middle of it. I became aware of the situation when I heard her say, "Look Dais! Look!!"

I won't sugar coat it......Daisy ate the poo. It happened so fast. It really did. Like a blur.

Emma was horrified and totally peeved at Daisy. I wanted to put them both in time out and spend an hour vomiting that vision out of my brain.

Now the dog has gas, really really bad gas. The End.