Throwing Daddy under the Bus

Emma has learned that she can say "bad words" by telling me that other people, NOT her, said them (most of the time it is fabricated). Friday she told me her teacher said the "B" word (and I'm pretty sure she doesn't even know what the "B" stands for). She also told me her teacher hit her (her story, again, changed when I turned the car around to go talk to the teacher). Her current favorite is "shut up."

And then tonight, on Father's Day, she threw her dad under the bus...