For this weeks story I decided to pull out one from my childhood. Mostly because I think it is only fair to assign proper blame to the one who is responsible for my insanity (Hi Mom!). This is how the story goes.
Mom with three small children leaves a grocery store. Everyone gets into the family's blue horizon (if you were born after 1980, it's a car, google it you won't regret it). I digress.
Mom: "kids make sure you all have your seat belt on"
Mom: "That's funny, this key won't go in the ignition?"
Mom: "HEY! Who was eating McDonald's in here!?!"
3 Kids: "Not me! Me either! Can we GO to McDonald's?"
ALL three kids begin begging, bargaining and demanding...............
Mom: "OH MY GOD! GET OUT OF THE CAR!! WE ARE IN THE WRONG CAR!! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!"
Mom and kids all scurry out, get into the correct blue horizon, buckle up, and get the H%*! out of there before anyone notices.
Its in my genes. Now you know.
4 comments:
I'm sure your mom is soo glad you shared that story!!!! My mom did the same thing a year ago expect luckily for her she was by herself but the tahoe she tried to get into had 2 children sitting it waiting for their mom to come out of the bank!!!!! LOL
That is too funny! I can see it now!
Krista - I just love reading your blog, it makes me chuckle to say the least. Keep 'em coming.
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